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maskedlinguist:

I am never tired of this.

maskedlinguist:

I am never tired of this.

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harrysbroadshoulders:

*slips into the lava*

*tries to keep from going under*

You: *turns temperature hotter*

*burns up*

*burns up*

*for you baby*

kubriq:

American Horror Story
Created by Ryan Murphy & Brad Falchuk

bananagirlworld16:

okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

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poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

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this movie is so good

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and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

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and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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THIS MOVIE

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fleclgling:

the-miim:

st0rmer:

so2015:

humancum:

flowering-mind:

omg look at all those fucking thieves

especially the fucker who ran away with the wallet though what the fuck

social experiment: WILL THE WALLET COME BACK?

i love social experiments bruh

love that guy. his videos are hilarious

now THIS is a social experiment sam dickhead

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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(Source: phd-in-awesome)

me: *touches elbows with a stranger on a shared armrest*
me: what are we

legalwifi:

literally me

clannyphantom:

hippieloverose:

clannyphantom:

don’t talk about tumblr outside of tumblr not because it’s some cool elite website but because it’s fucking embarrassing

No, it’s because we can’t have the people on the outside (i.e. people who aren’t on Tumblr) to find out about this colourful, magical world we log into multiple times a day

see this is what I’m talking about

me during a school day: *arrives 10 hours late*
me when my favorite band are giving a concert: *arrives 10 hours early*

sunshinychick:

ok so i think i finally found a category where tumblr is better than pinterest and that’s food

on pinterest if you search recipes they’re like “try a skinny mom pop! put 3 strawberries on a stick and add a little drizzle of white chocolate! way tasty and way healthier than most dessert options out there!”

tumblr food tag is like “put 15 snickers bars in a bigger fucking snickers bar you beautiful disaster”

(Source: pumpkinychick)